Reason's Greetings

So, I had dinner in the cafeteria tonight with some other guys from the hall. (To those of you who don’t know or remember, I go to a very Christian, conservative, Republican, private school. I might be the only non-Christian here for all I know.)

So, I was very amused when one of the guys said with a nod and thoughtful look that Satan was actually not really that bad of a guy. He mentioned “How often in the Bible do you hear of Satan killing people or causing afflictions? I mean, obviously he’s the bad guy who caused all the problems in the first place and still screwed around with Job and all, but all in all he’s actually pretty chill.”

Yes, I was pretty amused.